222 Cheesy Pickup Lines That Are So Bad They're Good

Looking for some cheesy pickup lines that are so bad they're good? We've got you covered with 222 of the cheesiest pickup lines you'll ever hear.

222 cheesy pickup lines

by Sean Dorian

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Whether you're trying to break the ice with someone new or just make your significant other laugh, these cheesy pickup lines are sure to do the trick.

The Cheesiest Pickup Lines

1. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
2. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
3. Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
4. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
5. Are you a magician? Because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
6. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
8. Are you a kleptomaniac? Because I can't help but steal glances at you.
9. Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.
10. Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
11. Are you a construction worker? Because I'm falling for you.
12. Are you a pirate? Because you've got a booty I'd love to plunder.
13. Are you a ninja? Because you're so sneaky. I didn't even see you coming.
14. Are you a doctor? Because I'm sick and I need your help.
15. Are you a math whiz? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
16. Are you a firefighter? Because you're smokin' hot.
17. Are you a yoga instructor? Because you're so flexible.
18. Are you a painter? Because I'd love to see your brushstrokes all over my body.
19. Are you a writer? Because I'd love to read your story.
20. Are you a singer? Because you've got a voice that could make a nightingale jealous.
21. Are you a dancer? Because you've got moves that could make a ballerina blush.
22. Are you a chef? Because you've got a recipe for love that I'd like to try.
23. Are you a bartender? Because you've got a cocktail that could make me forget my troubles.
24. Are you a lawyer? Because you've got a case that I'd like to argue.
25. Are you a teacher? Because I'd love to learn everything from you.
26. Are you a doctor? Because I'm sick and I need your help.
27. Are you a pilot? Because I'd love to fly away with you.
28. Are you a superhero? Because you've got the power to make me smile.
29. Are you a scientist? Because I'm curious about your love.
30. Are you a philosopher? Because I'd love to discuss the meaning of life with you.
31. Are you a historian? Because I'd love to learn about your past.
32. Are you a psychologist? Because I'd love to get inside your head.
33. Are you a

222 cheesy pickup lines

by Sean Dorian

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1042 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	25 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

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